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coincidence

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:31 pm
by Big N' Blue
A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."

"It is a special day for me too ... I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.

"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!"

"What a coincidence!" - said the man - "I am a chicken farmer and for years, all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "

"This is awesome!" - said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster" - he said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence..."

Re: coincidence

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:49 pm
by mark
I always thought a coincident was when you, the ol lady, and the alarm clock went off at the same time.