cannibal cafe
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:50 am
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist:
$5.00
+Broiled Missionary:
$10.00
+Fried Explorer:
$15.00
+Baked policians:
$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for those guys?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit,.................... that takes all morning!! "
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist:
$5.00
+Broiled Missionary:
$10.00
+Fried Explorer:
$15.00
+Baked policians:
$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for those guys?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit,.................... that takes all morning!! "