The Rabbi And The Busdriver
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:55 am
~A haggard looking Rabbi steps up onto a city bus lugging a large dufflebag marked with a ominously stenciled 6-pointed star and words- ‘Holocaust Survivor’, and asks for the Senior-discount, even though he couldn’t be older than forty.
The Black bus Driver rolls his eyes and demands to see his ID, yet the Rabbi persists in whining & complaining, refusing to pay full-fare!
It goes back and forth between black and Jew until finally, the frustrated Driver exclaims
“Ok Himey cheapskate, here’s how we’s deal wid the likes o’you..”, and summarily heaves the old dufflebag out of the bus, where they watch it tumble down a hill and over a cliff; to which the Rabbi complains angrily…
“What the @*&%#$+! Just because i don’t pay full-fare, you kill my Grandmother…?
The Black bus Driver rolls his eyes and demands to see his ID, yet the Rabbi persists in whining & complaining, refusing to pay full-fare!
It goes back and forth between black and Jew until finally, the frustrated Driver exclaims
“Ok Himey cheapskate, here’s how we’s deal wid the likes o’you..”, and summarily heaves the old dufflebag out of the bus, where they watch it tumble down a hill and over a cliff; to which the Rabbi complains angrily…
“What the @*&%#$+! Just because i don’t pay full-fare, you kill my Grandmother…?



