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Little Mark

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:42 pm
by Big N' Blue
For his birthday, little Mark asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
we can afford it.'


The next day the father saw little Mark heading out the front door
with a suitcase.


So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'


Little Mark told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling mum you were pulling out.


Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.


And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $289,000
mortgage and no frigging bike.

Re: Little Mark

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:11 am
by mondomuttruner
So, Mark Jr. was an accident, I had my suspicions..

Re: Little Mark

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:26 am
by Big N' Blue
mondomuttruner wrote:So, Mark Jr. was an accident, I had my suspicions..
Was not a complete accident, just some of it did not get to the right place! Lmao

Re: Little Mark

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:33 am
by Old dog
you must of pissed in someones cherios mark. they sure are picking on you. one thing about it is,,if they are picking on you then they are leaving me alone. :D

Re: Little Mark

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:00 pm
by mark
Flipped the house for $487,500 and still working on replacing the bike but for now the Dodge will have to do.

Re: Little Mark

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:37 pm
by twist
Damn just when you thought you had friends lol