WHO KNEW..
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:02 am
WHO KNEW..
Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be 135 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa
"because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as....
Einstein's Theory of "RelativeTitty."
Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this crap, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be 135 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa
"because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as....
Einstein's Theory of "RelativeTitty."
Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this crap, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
