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FROM THE YEAR: 2059


Ozone created by electric
cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest Country
in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.

White minorities still
trying to have English
recognized as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens
Northwestern United States
crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to
reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off;
physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for
global help after being
taken over by Jamaica.
No other country comes
forward to help the
beleaguered nation!

Last Castro finally dies
at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported
legally, but President
Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he
will run for President in 2060.

Postal Service raises
price of first class stamp
to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of
Americans drops to 250 lbs.

85-year $75.8 billion study:
Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Global cooling blamed
for citrus crop failure
for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have
created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed they
now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now
available in every High
School in United States.

Senate still blocking
drilling in ANWR even
though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter
and gas stations are
only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes
last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any
punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had
Sexual Harmony,
They had simultaneous
Headaches.

Average height of NBA
players is now nine feet
seven inches.

New federal law requires
that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up
newspapers must be
registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still
having trouble with voting machines.

Oh come on now!!! You really don't think they can get a camera with a shutter speed that fast,do Ya?

Blue, of all from the list, to me that one seemed to be the least likely to happen as well...however I believe that 'scientific discovery advances at a 'exponential rate of growth'...so even though its only a mere 44 years for this to happen... if we factor in the exponential scientific growth theory, it might be possible.... here's the formula for it:

Exponential Growth:
x_t = x_0(1+r)^t
where x0 is the value of x at time 0. For example, with a growth rate of r = 5% = 0.05, going from any integer value of time to the next integer causes x at the second time to be 1.05 times (i.e., 5% larger than) what it was at the previous time.

Hope that clarifies that a bit for ya....lol....

Blue will be trying to make x"s and t's with his fingers for a month now trying to figure it out