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Blue's delema

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 5:51 pm
by mondomuttruner
Blue and the gal he picked up with the new huntin rig , both with a few sips under their belt, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare

Re: Blue's delema

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 8:57 pm
by mark
Thats the Blue i know!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Blue's delema

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 5:46 pm
by Old dog
yep sounds like blue,,slicker than a dikonagarraffe!

Re: Blue's delema

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:14 am
by Varminator
The heart monitor, the oxygen and helping hand from the Doc, is what got him there in the first place. Now that is a good deal !! :lol:

Re: Blue's delema

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:01 pm
by Big N' Blue
Ya'll all sound a little jealous that I'm smarter than the average bear and know how to get the most bang for my buck!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: