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senior pick up line

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:42 am
by Big N' Blue
A very elderly gentleman, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He was in his mid-nineties. He was very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good after shave. He presented a very well looked-after image.
Seated at the bar was an elderly really classy looking lady (mid-eighties).
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside of her. He orders a drink. He takes a sip.
He slowly turns to her and says: "So tell me, do I come here often?"