Golfing with Moses.
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:50 am
Three guys golfing. First one hits it over the fairway and into the water trap. The water parts and he walks down on the dry land and hits the ball up onto the green and it is a par 4 hole. Looks like he could make it in three strokes.
Second Guy, same thing: over the fairway right to the pond. But the ball doesn't sink. So he walks on top of the water and hits it up onto the green and it slowly rolls into the hole.
Third guy, very old, but hits the ball HARD. It just sails way over the fairway, over the pond and out of sight in the distance faster than a fighter jet. The other two guys just look at each other. Then they hear a sound like an explosion behind them. It wa a sonic boom that shook the ground. Then they heard the jet, but it wasn't a jet. It was the golf ball coming from behind. It sails past them and looks like it is going for another orbit when a bolt of lightning slams the ball into the pond. Half the water is splashed out; but then up jumps a fish with the ball in his mouth. Down swoops an eagle who picks up the fish and flys over the green where the ball drops out of the fishes mouth and directly into the hole. Hole in one. Nuthin' but net.
Moses looks at Jesus and Just shakes his head. Jesus finally turns and says "Dad, if you don't quit showing off we are leaving you home next time."
Second Guy, same thing: over the fairway right to the pond. But the ball doesn't sink. So he walks on top of the water and hits it up onto the green and it slowly rolls into the hole.
Third guy, very old, but hits the ball HARD. It just sails way over the fairway, over the pond and out of sight in the distance faster than a fighter jet. The other two guys just look at each other. Then they hear a sound like an explosion behind them. It wa a sonic boom that shook the ground. Then they heard the jet, but it wasn't a jet. It was the golf ball coming from behind. It sails past them and looks like it is going for another orbit when a bolt of lightning slams the ball into the pond. Half the water is splashed out; but then up jumps a fish with the ball in his mouth. Down swoops an eagle who picks up the fish and flys over the green where the ball drops out of the fishes mouth and directly into the hole. Hole in one. Nuthin' but net.
Moses looks at Jesus and Just shakes his head. Jesus finally turns and says "Dad, if you don't quit showing off we are leaving you home next time."