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"Well, bless your heart"

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:58 pm
by bearsnva
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Los Angeles airport. The first lady was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying,

"When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart." The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart." The first woman continued, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to Charm School ," declared the Southern lady. "Charm School?" the first woman said, amazed, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying, "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart!"

Re: "Well, bless your heart"

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:38 am
by Big N' Blue
Lmao. NOW I KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO MARK!!!!!! THANKS!!! I feel like I graduated charm school!!!

Re: "Well, bless your heart"

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:20 am
by bearsnva
BnB,
Always good to help a fellow hunter! Works well on the wife also........as long as she hasn't read the joke. Take care.

Re: "Well, bless your heart"

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:20 am
by BAR BAR 2
The Hostile Native would always say, "Bless your heart", to me whenever I would tell her of my hounds doing something spectacular or I found something new I needed. Now I find out that she wasn't being sweet and caring. Man, talk about bursting my bubble.



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