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Today's laugh and how true

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:37 pm
by bearsnva
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied "You can't do this I am a United States congressman"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money".