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IRISH GAS STATION

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:52 am
by Big N' Blue
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Rory Mcllroy drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
"Top o’ the mornin to ya"
As Rory gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"What are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Rory.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Rory.
"Aw,Jaysus, Maryan' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything..

Re: IRISH GAS STATION

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:18 am
by al baldwin
Blue, just so you know, read your jokes, most give me a chuckle! Al

Re: IRISH GAS STATION

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:37 pm
by Big N' Blue
I am Glad Al!! i have been out of pocket for a while and just saw this. was not ignoring you.

Re: IRISH GAS STATION

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:15 pm
by pegleg
Big N' Blue wrote:I am Glad Al!! i have been out of pocket for a while and just saw this. was not ignoring you.
Lord David I was getting worried. I had just about decided to call search and rescue. Glad your OK and back home at bgh!!