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> A man goes to the Doctor, worried about his wife's
> temper.
>
> The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
>
> The man says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
> Every day my wife seems to
> lose her temper for no reason. It scares me."
>
> The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems
> that your wife is
> getting angry, just take a glass of water and start
> swishing it in your mouth.
>
> Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until she
> either leaves the room or calms down.
>
> Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking
> fresh and reborn.
>
>The man says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every
> time my wife started losing it, I swished with water.
>
> I swished and swished, and she calmed right down!
>
> How does a glass of water do that?"
>
> The Doctor says:
>
> "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your
> mouth shut that does the trick.”