little blue pills.
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:48 pm
An elderly gentleman went to the drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen as I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past seventy-five and don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes!"
The pharmacist asked "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen as I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past seventy-five and don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes!"