Irish joke
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:48 am
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
boat, And one says to the other, "I hear
that the people in this country actually eat
dogs."Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in
America , we might as well do as the Americans do."As
they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot
Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk
towards the hot dog cart. "Two dogs,
please!," says one.
The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns
hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their
'dogs.' The mother superior is first to
open hers. She begins to blush, and then, after staring
at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and in a soft brogue
whispers:"What part did you get?"
boat, And one says to the other, "I hear
that the people in this country actually eat
dogs."Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in
America , we might as well do as the Americans do."As
they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot
Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk
towards the hot dog cart. "Two dogs,
please!," says one.
The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns
hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their
'dogs.' The mother superior is first to
open hers. She begins to blush, and then, after staring
at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and in a soft brogue
whispers:"What part did you get?"