An Amish farmer
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:47 pm
An Amish farmer, walking through his field notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his
farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means, “Don't
drink the water, the cows have shit in it.” The kneeling man shouts back: I’m a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English. The Amish farmer says: “Use two
hands, you'll get more.”
farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means, “Don't
drink the water, the cows have shit in it.” The kneeling man shouts back: I’m a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English. The Amish farmer says: “Use two
hands, you'll get more.”