Two Rednecks
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:56 am
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon
a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of
it. The first hunter says ' Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?' The second hunter says' I don't know,
let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom.'
The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here, give me a
nd, and we'll throw it in and see'. So they pick it up and carry it
over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are
standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a
rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat
come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and jump in
headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
'Say there', says the farmer, 'you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?'
The first hunter says ' Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!'
And the old farmer said ' Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission!'
a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of
it. The first hunter says ' Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?' The second hunter says' I don't know,
let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom.'
The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here, give me a
nd, and we'll throw it in and see'. So they pick it up and carry it
over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are
standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a
rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat
come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and jump in
headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
'Say there', says the farmer, 'you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?'
The first hunter says ' Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!'
And the old farmer said ' Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission!'
