smart blonde
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:43 am
A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning,
on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one
of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above
the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow
is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and
knocks on the front door. The wife takes him down to the
barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail,
she tells him, "This is the one, right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde,
asks, "Tell me, lady, cause I'm dying to know; how
would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall,"
she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray
tell, is the nail for?"
She turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder.
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
(It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile)
on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one
of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above
the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow
is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and
knocks on the front door. The wife takes him down to the
barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail,
she tells him, "This is the one, right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde,
asks, "Tell me, lady, cause I'm dying to know; how
would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall,"
she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray
tell, is the nail for?"
She turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder.
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
(It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile)
I'll be using that one Blue! I see there's a big red 
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