Letter from the Boss
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:26 pm
LETTER FROM THE BOSS:
> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
> Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
> will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
> would have to increase by about 10%.
>
> But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state
> of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
> This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and
> I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
>
> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
> 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
> folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
> approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
It is such a relief to know that I am living in one of the greatest muslim nations in the world. GAG REFLUX
> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
> Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
> will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
> would have to increase by about 10%.
>
> But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state
> of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
> This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and
> I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
>
> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
> 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
> folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
> approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
It is such a relief to know that I am living in one of the greatest muslim nations in the world. GAG REFLUX