free sex contest
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:01 pm
Two rednecks went into the gas station to fuel up, the gas station attendent came out and asked if they we enrolled in the free sex contest they were having.
The first redneck said no, but tell us about it.
Gas station attendant: Pick a number between 1-10 if you guess right you win.
1st Redneck: How about 7
Attendant: your close the number was 5
2nd Redneck: How about 2
Attendant: Your number was 9, maybee next time good luck
A week later the 2 rednecks stopped in for fuel and the first asked the attendant are you still having that contest?
Attendant: we sure are do you want to guess again.
Redneck: Yes, How about 5
Attendant: Sorry the number was 8
2nd Redneck to the first: I dont think this is a real contest.
1st Redneck: I know its real, my wife has won twice this week
The first redneck said no, but tell us about it.
Gas station attendant: Pick a number between 1-10 if you guess right you win.
1st Redneck: How about 7
Attendant: your close the number was 5
2nd Redneck: How about 2
Attendant: Your number was 9, maybee next time good luck
A week later the 2 rednecks stopped in for fuel and the first asked the attendant are you still having that contest?
Attendant: we sure are do you want to guess again.
Redneck: Yes, How about 5
Attendant: Sorry the number was 8
2nd Redneck to the first: I dont think this is a real contest.
1st Redneck: I know its real, my wife has won twice this week