Let him dig!!
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:23 pm
An old man and woman were
married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a
confrontation,
screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig
my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he
practiced black magic,
because of the many strange
occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked
the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a
heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the
wake.
After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no
tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned
for her safety, asked,
'Aren't you afraid that he
may indeed be able to dig his
way up and out of the grave,
and come back to
haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and
said, 'Let him dig. I had him
buried upside down.'
Damn!!! Women think
of everything!!!!
married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a
confrontation,
screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig
my way up and out of the grave,
and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he
practiced black magic,
because of the many strange
occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked
the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a
heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the
wake.
After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no
tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned
for her safety, asked,
'Aren't you afraid that he
may indeed be able to dig his
way up and out of the grave,
and come back to
haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and
said, 'Let him dig. I had him
buried upside down.'
Damn!!! Women think
of everything!!!!