Are you kathlick
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:03 pm
THREE LITTLE
BOYS were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday school
So they went to the nearest church. But, only the
janitor was there.
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because
no one will come out and play with us.Will you baptize
us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their
little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.Then he said, "You are
now baptized!"
When they got outside, one of them asked, "'What
religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on
you."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the
water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just s
prinkle water on
you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that
water?" They all joined in
asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'
"I think it means we're
Pisskopailians!"
BOYS were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday school
So they went to the nearest church. But, only the
janitor was there.
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because
no one will come out and play with us.Will you baptize
us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their
little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.Then he said, "You are
now baptized!"
When they got outside, one of them asked, "'What
religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on
you."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the
water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just s
prinkle water on
you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that
water?" They all joined in
asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'
"I think it means we're
Pisskopailians!"