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Bell ringer

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:18 pm
by twist
once upon a time there was this little boy who was looking for a job. As he was walking by the church he seen a sign saying bell ringer needed he went up to the door and asked the preacher if he could have the job but there was only one problem he didnt have any arms. the preacher said I guess you can give it a try so they went up to the bell and the preacher said it needs to be rang 3 times in 30 seconds can you do that the little boy ran up to the bell and slammed his head into it real hard and the bell rang, he stood back looked at the bell again ran up and jumped and slammed his head into it again and it rang out at this time the preacher is thinking this is going to work just fine the preacher said just one more time the bell needs to ring the little boy runs up to the bell jumps and misses the bell and flys out the window and falls to the ground and dies the preacher runs down the stairs out the door and into the street where the little boy is laying a policeman comes running over picks the boy up and asks the preacher have you ever seen this little boy before? The preacher answers his face does ring a bell!