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Blondes are just wonderful!

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:55 pm
by Big N' Blue
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive

>double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the

>contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had

>been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

> Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am

>automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales

>guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for

>themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just

>hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Re: Blondes are just wonderful!

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:42 pm
by liontracker
Here's another blonde story.

In 1977 I was working for an oldtime remodel contractor in Detroit. One of the jobs we took was a fancy kitchen redo, to the tune of $76.000.00. Now that was like $200,000 in todays money. The guy was a high level attorney for GM or Chrysler, I forget which. Anyway along about 3:00 every afternoon the contractor would stop by for "coffee" with the super hot blonde trophy wife. :wink: When the job was done he presented the bill. She said "You can take that and shove it and if not, I will tell my husband and you will be in a world of hurt!". Short of a divorce, that is the most expensive piece of *** I have ever heard of.

Re: Blondes are just wonderful!

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:10 am
by Brady Davis
LOL....trophy wife was a smart one eh?! Turns out you should never put your weiner where your money is :lol: :lol:

Re: Blondes are just wonderful!

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:32 pm
by liontracker
I'll bet she had a hell of a shopping spree with the old Builders check!