12 yr. old scotch

[rockop]

guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of 12yr.old scotch. the bartender grabs the bottle on the rail and pours it. the man takes a sip spits it out and says thats not 12yr.old scotch thats only 3 yr.old scotch. iwant a shot of 12yr.old scotch. so the bartender grabs a bottle from under the bar blow the dust off and pours him another one. the man takes a sip spits it out and again complains. that only 8 yr.old scotch. i told you i wanted 12yr.old scotch damn it. so the bartender goes in the back and brings out one more bottle,pours another shot and hands it to him. the man sips it,downs it and says now thats 12yr.old scotch. a little later an old man walks down to the end of the bar and hands the man a shot. tells him to try this. so he takes a sip spits it out and yells THAT TASTES LIKE PEE. the old man looks at him and says it is now tell me how old i'am!!

[arachyd]