GRANDMA IN COURT

[POORBOY]

GRANDMA IN COURT
>>>
>>>
>>>Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they
>> aren't
>>>prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
>>>attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to
>>>the stand.
>>>
>>>He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She
>>>responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
>>>you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to
>>>me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk
>>>about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
>>>haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
>>>than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
>>>
>>>The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
>>>the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She
>>>again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
>>>youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
>>>can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
>>>one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
>>>wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know
>>>him."
>>>
>>>The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
>>>approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you
>>>idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

[arachyd]

ROFLMAO!

[*beagle girl*]

MY THROAT AND SIDES HURT SO BAD NOW!!!!

[Dogger]

I like that. . . small towns got to love em