The Confession...

[Balsam]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.... I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Reynolds?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Bonnie Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Thomas?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Roberts?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Edwards?"

"My lips are sealed Father."

"Well then, was it Mary Lewis?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that....but you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months....now you go and behave yourself!"

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Freddy slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"..... "Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads."...