You might be a houndsmen if.....

[bency]

If you wake up at 4:30am to go bear hunting and start to head back home around 7:00pm that evening and decide to make a quick stop to coon hunt on the way back and dont get home till 3:30am.....you might be a houndsmen.

[Ike]

[Melanie Hampton]

I think I see the need for another shirt eh?

[kdrchuck]

.....If your Crew Cab Pick-up can haul 10 dogs and only 2 people.

You might be a WV bear hunter if the second week of deer season is the longest week of the year.

.....If you get your time-off for Bear season approved before you worry about your time off for the Honey moon (That was a close one)

[Ike]

[Treem]

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If dog shit on your shoes is of little concern - you might be a houndsman.

If the pictures in Fullcry are more entertaining than in Playboy - you might be a houndsman.

If you would rather be with your hounds than your relatives - you might be a houndsman.

If you have 17 dogs and have to read the dog for sale adds everyday - you might be a houndsman.

If you walk into bear baits in the dark alone without a gun - you might be a houndsman.

If your being pulled through a tag alder swamp by 4 hounds - you might be a houndsman.

If your driving 60 miles an hour on a 10 mile an hour road - you might be a houndsman.

If everyone you know thinks your dog/bear crazy - you might be a houndsman.

If you have fifty 55 gallon barrels in your back yard - you might be a houndsman.

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[kdrchuck]

.....If your idea of multi-tasking is: Talking on the radio, running the tracking box, drinking coffee and drying gloves on the heater all while speeding down a dirt road...

[Travis Stirek]

Treem I love the one about the 17 dogs and the classifieds for me its 17 dogs I bred and still gotta readem LMAO

[Emily]

If your neighbor stops his truck to ask if you're all right and you don't know why you look funny to him, and you ask your husband when you get home and he rolls his eyes and tells you to look in the mirror, you might be a houndswoman... [That day, I'd pulled my hound off a tree and was leading him home, but as we were crossing a stone wall, he found a hot bear track, knocked me into the mud and dragged me a ways before I could get control of him. By the time I got to the road, I'd forgotten all about the mud...]

If the clerk at the grocery store calls the state trooper because you've forgotten to take off your pistol holster Yagi before picking up a quart of milk, you might be a houndwoman...

If you know every truck with a dog box within a 75 mile radius, you might be a houndwoman...

[Buddyw]

You've ever attended a Wedding (or funeral) with the Box Loaded up and Ready to go!! .. You might be a houndsmen..

When that Wedding (or funeral) is your wife's...Then you can be pretty sure you ARE a houndsmen..

[moose]

if you use your brand new car to go hunting with your hounds, becouse your pickup is broke down, you might be a houndsmen.

[Treem]

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If you come unglued when you see a bear cross the road - you might be a houndsmen.

For you non-bear hunters, it goes like this:

You see the bear run across the road in your rear view mirror.

You yell at the top of your lungs into the CB; THERE GOES THE BEAR!!! - the hell with everyone's hearing.

You slam the shifter into reverse - the hell with the transmittion.

You go roaring down the road backwards - the hell with the speed limit.

You come to a skidding hault - the hell with my side of the road.

You come flying out of your truck - the hell with shutting the door.

You grab two dogs out of the dog box - the hell with dropping the tailgate.

You go running down the road with a dog hanging from it's collar in each hand - the hell with thier front feet touching the ground.

You cut both dogs in - the hell with pulling the magnets.

There you stand on the side of the road, hat in hand, scratching your head. while kicking dirt with your foot, listening to your hounds go out of hearing - what the hell?

A police car comes around the corner - OH SHIT!

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[catdogs]

If the cops have you on speed dial to tell you to keep them damn dogs quiet.....YMBAH

If the neighborhood cats take a wide detour around you house.......YMBAH

[Melanie Hampton]

If neighborhood cats are scared of YOU...... You might be a houndsmen

[drydirt]

If your 4 year old begs to ride on the dog box with the "other good dogs"...