FRED
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:54 am
A cop stops a guy riding a Harley for speeding.
The cop asks the biker his name and he says my name is Fred. Fred what the cop says , just Fred says the biker.
Can I see your license Fred ?
The license says his name is just Fred.
The cop thinks I'll play along with this nut case and see where it goes.
So Fred , why don't you have a last name?
I use to have a last name but I lost it.
So Fred tell me how you lost your last name.
It's along story so pay attention .
I was born Fred Johnson, went to school and took up medicine went to medical school got my degree, took my internship, residency and became Fred Johnson MD I got bored with being that so I went back to school, Dental school and became Fred Johnson MD,DDS I done that for a few years and got to fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD and I became Fred Johnson MD.DDS,Vd The ADA found out about my VD and took away my DDS and I was Fred Johnson Md, VD.
The AMA found out about the ADA taking my DDS because of my VD and they took away my MD, so I am Fred Johnson VD The medicines I take ,it took away the VD but not before the VD took away my Johnson.
Thats why I am just Fred.
If you were the Cop would you give him a speeding ticket or walk away laughing like this cop did.
Man I had to re-write this thing a couple of times. Too many DDDDDDDDD's.
They ought to put this in practicing typing skills. LOL
The cop asks the biker his name and he says my name is Fred. Fred what the cop says , just Fred says the biker.
Can I see your license Fred ?
The license says his name is just Fred.
The cop thinks I'll play along with this nut case and see where it goes.
So Fred , why don't you have a last name?
I use to have a last name but I lost it.
So Fred tell me how you lost your last name.
It's along story so pay attention .
I was born Fred Johnson, went to school and took up medicine went to medical school got my degree, took my internship, residency and became Fred Johnson MD I got bored with being that so I went back to school, Dental school and became Fred Johnson MD,DDS I done that for a few years and got to fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD and I became Fred Johnson MD.DDS,Vd The ADA found out about my VD and took away my DDS and I was Fred Johnson Md, VD.
The AMA found out about the ADA taking my DDS because of my VD and they took away my MD, so I am Fred Johnson VD The medicines I take ,it took away the VD but not before the VD took away my Johnson.
Thats why I am just Fred.
If you were the Cop would you give him a speeding ticket or walk away laughing like this cop did.
Man I had to re-write this thing a couple of times. Too many DDDDDDDDD's.
They ought to put this in practicing typing skills. LOL