FRED

[Big N' Blue]

A cop stops a guy riding a Harley for speeding.
The cop asks the biker his name and he says my name is Fred. Fred what the cop says , just Fred says the biker.
Can I see your license Fred ?
The license says his name is just Fred.
The cop thinks I'll play along with this nut case and see where it goes.
So Fred , why don't you have a last name?
I use to have a last name but I lost it.
So Fred tell me how you lost your last name.
It's along story so pay attention .
I was born Fred Johnson, went to school and took up medicine went to medical school got my degree, took my internship, residency and became Fred Johnson MD I got bored with being that so I went back to school, Dental school and became Fred Johnson MD,DDS I done that for a few years and got to fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD and I became Fred Johnson MD.DDS,Vd The ADA found out about my VD and took away my DDS and I was Fred Johnson Md, VD.
The AMA found out about the ADA taking my DDS because of my VD and they took away my MD, so I am Fred Johnson VD The medicines I take ,it took away the VD but not before the VD took away my Johnson.
Thats why I am just Fred.

If you were the Cop would you give him a speeding ticket or walk away laughing like this cop did.
Man I had to re-write this thing a couple of times. Too many DDDDDDDDD's.
They ought to put this in practicing typing skills. LOL