little Johnny
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:45 am
Nursery School teacher says to her class:
"who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray of orange..."
Second a little boy " Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn the trees are brown"
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
" Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says: "Johnny, Of course not!!!"
"OK ....then I DEFINITELY shit in my pants..."
"who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray of orange..."
Second a little boy " Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn the trees are brown"
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
" Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says: "Johnny, Of course not!!!"
"OK ....then I DEFINITELY shit in my pants..."