little Johnny

[Big N' Blue]

Nursery School teacher says to her class:


"who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"


Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray of orange..."
Second a little boy " Trees are definitely green"


"Sorry, but in the autumn the trees are brown"

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
" Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says: "Johnny, Of course not!!!"

"OK ....then I DEFINITELY shit in my pants..."