One way of explaining it....
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:20 pm
A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house. She
approaches him in a most provocative manner and says in a soft sweet voice... "Have you ever
seen a
twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?"
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her
cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice, "Have you ever
seen a
fifty all crumpled up?"
Intrigued, he answers "Uh, no."
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the
waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty
dollar bill.
"Now," she says as she leans down and whispers, "Have you ever seen
30,000
dollars all crumpled up?"
Totally confused and excited he stammers, "No-o-o-o-o."
"Well then," she whispers in his ear.... "Go look in the garage..."
approaches him in a most provocative manner and says in a soft sweet voice... "Have you ever
seen a
twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?"
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her
cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice, "Have you ever
seen a
fifty all crumpled up?"
Intrigued, he answers "Uh, no."
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the
waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty
dollar bill.
"Now," she says as she leans down and whispers, "Have you ever seen
30,000
dollars all crumpled up?"
Totally confused and excited he stammers, "No-o-o-o-o."
"Well then," she whispers in his ear.... "Go look in the garage..."