One way of explaining it....

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Balsam
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One way of explaining it....

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A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house. She
approaches him in a most provocative manner and says in a soft sweet voice... "Have you ever
seen a
twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?"

Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."

Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her
cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice, "Have you ever
seen a
fifty all crumpled up?"

Intrigued, he answers "Uh, no."

She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the
waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty
dollar bill.

"Now," she says as she leans down and whispers, "Have you ever seen
30,000
dollars all crumpled up?"

Totally confused and excited he stammers, "No-o-o-o-o."

"Well then," she whispers in his ear.... "Go look in the garage..."
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