Court Case

[Big N' Blue]

> ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
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> CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
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> She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
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> She immediately moved to another seat.
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> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
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> The man seemed more amused..
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> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
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> she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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> The case came up in court.
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> The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
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> what he had to say for himself.
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> The man replied,
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> 'Well your Honor, it was like this:
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> when the lady got on the bus,
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> I couldn't help but notice her condition.
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> She sat down under a sign that said,
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> 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
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> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
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> 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile...
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> Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
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> 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
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> But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
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> and sat under a sign that said,
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> 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
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> ... I just lost it.'
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> 'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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> Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!
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