Keeping HER happy?

[RezDogRendezvous]

Is Doc Phil a registered member? So for those of you who have had to hear the whole "You like your dogs and hunting more than me" time and time again... And the "No I donts, dont be crazys, and, ?it was only a couple hours", excuses are played out. What do you fellas tell the lady, when she's nagging? What I feel like telling her is, quit showering, quit shaving and start climbing trees and maybe I'll chase you around a little more! I know you have green eyes, but they don't satisfy me as much as the ones in the tree anymore! What do you tell your lady??!