The trooper asked to see the blonde's drivers license. The driver nervously dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she asked.
Replied the trooper, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the lady trooper. "Here it is," she said.
The trooper looked at the mirror, then handed it back, saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
