Weedeater Logic

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Two farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite
bar, drinking beer.


Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
Community College and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next
day, Jim goes down to the college and meets dean of admissions, who
signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and
Logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a
weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater,
I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard,
I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic
tells me you're likely a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to
find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's
hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his
classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed
eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

[ferjr]

thats some funny sh*t!!! LMAO!!!!

[JasonBB]

lolol