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Big N' Blue
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A good Catholic joke

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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that - with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the witch!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it? :beer
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Re: A good Catholic joke

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Great big ole crocodile tears!LOL
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Dammit B'n'B, you make me not even want ot post my jokes! You got some good ones :mrgreen:
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dubl_t wrote:Dammit B'n'B, you make me not even want ot post my jokes! You got some good ones :mrgreen:

You do good- keep posting LOL
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