Proof that Women are smarter than Men

[Big N' Blue]

Due to inherit a furniture factory when his sickly, widower father died, Clyde decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"I'm only an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "But in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit a 20 million dollar business."

The woman went home with Clyde, and the next day she became his stepmother.