Difference between G'ma's & G'pa's

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There was this loving grandfather,Jack, who always made a
special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every
Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old grandson out for a drive
in the truck for some quality time -- just him and his grandson.

One particular Saturday, however, Jack had a bad cold and
really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his grandson always
looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his
wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their grandson for
the drive.

When they returned, the little boy anxiously ran upstairs to
see his grandfather who was still in bed.





"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" Jack asked. "Oh,
yes, Grandpaw, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole,
blind bastard, dipshit or son of a bitches anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?