A few tasteless jokes to make up for the "Hotel Lesson" one

[dubl_t]

At work they had a quiz the other day. I lost by one
point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.



One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found
in cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct
answer either.



I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product
name.



My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table
for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she sucks at
snooker and eight-ball.



There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping
center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber
jackets.



You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least
they drive slowly past schools.



A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you
describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat
yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny broad with big blue hair."



A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his
girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said
"Her brother's got a moustache."



Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent
trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn
channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's
regular porn, you sick bastard."



The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of
plastic explosives. Apparently prophets are going through the roof!!



The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we
could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but
our garden hose only reaches the driveway.



Be who you are and say what you feel.....
because those that matter.....don't mind.....
and those that mind.....don't matter!

[BEAR HUNTER]

Man some of those are the best I've heard in a long time. I laughed and laughed then told some of them to my wife. She didnt find them nearly as funny for some reason. Maybe cause shes Mexican.

[dubl_t]

Man some of those are the best I've heard in a long time. I laughed and laughed then told some of them to my wife. She didnt find them nearly as funny for some reason. Maybe cause shes Mexican.

BH, glad you liked 'em! I kid you not though, my wife's a hot-blooded Hispanic too, and it was her father that told me the "cell" joke

[Big N' Blue]

dubl_t You are getting better!! LMAO I will have to stay on my toes!