What's it like being retired

[Bo D]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into the big city to do some shopping.

When it was time for us to leave we came out of this one shop and there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, " Come on man, how about giving a senior a break".

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. When I called him an idiot he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tires.

So then my wife chimes in and calls him a flathead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one, then proceeded to start writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived and you should have seen the look on his face when we got on it.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired...