Up in Alaska

[cox]

Tom had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far away from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise its total peace and quiet.
After 6 months or so of total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there.
"Names Cliff, your nieghbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party friday night. Thought you might like to come by at about five."
"Great" says Tom "After 6 months out here Im ready to meet some local folks. Thank you"
As Cliff is leaving he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinking."
"Not a problem" says Tom " After 25 years in the business I can drink with the best of 'em"
Again the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n likely be some fightin' too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex too!"
"Now thats really not a problem," says Tom warming to the idea "After six months alone out here, I'll definately be there... By the way what should I wear?"
"Don't really matter much. Just gonna be the two of us."