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Post by beardog-treed »

Test for Smart People.....
I have determined that you qualify. (maybe)

NOW DO NOT Peek AT THE ANWSERS UNTIL YOU ANWSER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in a n overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
Refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... Except one. Which animal does not attend?








































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

































Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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Post by Josh Kunde »

I feel like an idiot right now.....
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Post by kdrchuck »

I got the last 2. Pretty good one.
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Josh Kunde wrote:I feel like an idiot right now.....
:oops: :oops: :oops:
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Post by Buddyw »

I got the last one right!! Guess that say too much for me.
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Post by Dogger »

Ya I feel like an idiot also
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Post by old bess »

I got the third one right. Oh well I already knew that I was an idiot! :wink:
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