Old Spot

[HardHittin]

A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church
wanted
to get together on
a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the
house was
to prepare the meal.
When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts - Janet wanted
to
outdo all the others.

So Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. However,
knowing
that mushrooms
are so expensive, she told her husband, "No mushrooms -- they are
too
high."

He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of
those
mushrooms?
There are plenty in the creek bed." She said, "No, some wild
mushrooms are poison."

He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK."

So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch -- washed,
sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak.

Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard
dog) a
double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite.

All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms
didn't
seem to affect him,
so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success and
Janet
even hired a helper lady from
town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy
little
cap on her head.

After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played

Mexican dominoes.

About then, the helper lady from town came in and whispered in
Janet's
ear. She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died."

Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she
called
the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it.
I
will call for an ambulance and I will be
there as quick as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we
will
pump out everyone's stomach.
Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm." Soon they could
hear
the siren as the ambulance was
coming down the road. The EMTs and the doctor had their
suitcases,
syringes and a stomach pump.

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an

enema, and pumped out their stomach.
After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I

think everything will be fine now, and he left."

They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room
and
about this time, the helper lady
came in and said, "You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot
never
even stopped."

[POORBOY]

ROFLMAO!!!!!