Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

[POORBOY]

Texas Translations of California Euphemisms
CALIFORNIA
TEXAS

Arsenal of Weapons
Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands
Swamp

Undocumented Worker
Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials
Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery
Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed
Well-protected

Narrow-minded
Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share
Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control
Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives
Fireworks or Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass
Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity
Socialism

Multicultural Community
High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress
Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich "
Self-Employed

Progressive, Change
Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged
Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle
Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future
Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform
Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
Conservative

Truants
Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed
Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine
Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot
Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves
Sheep and Elk Killers

Fair Trade Coffee
Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich "
Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby
NRA Members

Assault Weapon
Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus
New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage
Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

[Big N' Blue]

POORBOY, you did pretty good for a yankee! But you got a little politically correct on number 3 UNDOCUMENTED WORKER is a WETBACK not illegal alien.

[POORBOY]

Big N' Blue, my cuz sent this.

They are usually dry by the time they get to the land of lincoln.
SCRATCHBACKS is what they are called here.

Or "no abla"

jerry