The old married couple...

[beardog003]

The old man and old women are sitting on a rocking chair just passing time, when all of the sudden the old women smacks the old man out of his rocking chair, the old man gets back up and sits back down and then asks the old women "What was that for?" The old women replies" Thats for fifty years of bad sex." A few minutes pass and the old man smacks the hell out of the old women. The old women gets back up and sits down and asks the man "what was that for?" He replies" Thats for knowing the difference."

[old bess]

Nice one!