You've got to love a drunk

[Bo D]

One evening this couple is in bed sound asleep when they hear a loud banging on the front door. The old man rolls over and asks the wife what time it was. She replied 3am. Who in the world would be knocking at our door at this time of night.

Up he gets and goes down to answer the door. When he opens the door this drunk tells him he needs a push. Dude it's 3 in the morning and pissing down rain and there's just no way I'm going out in this weather to give you a push. With that he slams the door and heads back up to bed. Crawling back into bed the wife asks who was it. He replied a druck wanting a push. Well what did you do. I slammed the door on him and came back to bed.

How could you do such a thing when only last week two young boys stopped to give you a hand when you had a flat tire. I guess you're right and with that he gets up, gets dressed and puts on a rain coat and steps outside. He yells are you still out there. Yup. Do you still need a push. Yup. It's darker than tobys ass out here, just where abouts are you. I'm over here on your swing...