The best bear hound with only one problem

[NRedmond]

Standing in a crowd when they're talkin bout how great there dogs are, tell'em your dog is the best you've had its just got one problem. Then just leave it at that, then someone will finally break down and ask. When they ask what the problem is tell'em that the only problem is when you go hunting you have to stick a piece of paper in one side of its nose to keep'em from runnin two bear.